NARSissist Loaded Eyeshadow
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NARSissist Loaded Eyeshadow Palette Review + Swatches

NARS has always been one of my all-time favorite brands.  Their eyeshadows especially.  Their cult favorite, the Orgasm blush, pales in comparison in my opinion.  These are just gorgeous!!!  I can only assume the buttery-feel and smooth application is due to the pomegranate seed oil in the formulation.  The Privilege shade looked WAY too yellow in the pan but upon…

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pixi beauty full review
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Pixi Beauty Full Review

Let’s jump right in!  ALLLLL the mists:  sadly, my skin HATES mists.  Despite the fact that I’ve heard amazing things about all four of these, I just gazed at the beautiful packaging and moved on to the Double Cleanse. Double Cleanse:  AMAZEBALLS.  It took off my eye makeup in one swipe.  I wish there was a travel size because it’s…

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2017 Too Faced Holiday
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Too Faced Holiday Collection + Swatches!

  You ready for this?!?!  No seriously.  Hope you’re sitting down!  These are all kinds of gorgeous. [As always, pardon my lily white skin on the shades you can barely see.  I tend to use those as a base more than anything!] Let’s start off with the Boss Lady Beauty Agenda! $58 at Sephora // Favorite shade:  Slay Bells Next…

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Becca Lip Lush Color Balm
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Becca Lip Lush Color Balm Swatches

Don’t tell the makeup gods but I’m not a fan of traditional lipstick.  Gloss?  YUP.  Balms?  All day errrrday.  I have really thin lips and tend to think lipstick makes them look even thinner.  I was so kindly sent these Becca Lip Lush Color Balms and nearly LOST MY DANG MIND.  Creamy, buildable color that hydrates and stays put!  What’s…

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Contouring for regular people.

Contouring has existed since drag queens.  (So, forever.) They’re the original contouring experts but if you’re like me… you’re a little lost on how you can get that look but toned down for every day boringness. I mean, I want to look pretty but I’m not putting on a 3 hour show every night so I don’t need the extensive…

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5 Minute Tan At Home
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5 Minute Tan At Home!

This blog post began years ago, in a tanning bed, wondering when skin cancer would finally come for me.  I love tricking my brain into thinking I’m tanning on a beach somewhere and the money I’ve spent trying to achieve that sunkissed look could’ve taken me to several real beaches, I’m sure. If you check out Say Hello To Sexy…

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